Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it. The Thing
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.